Greetings!

[roxy]

Hi, all the new people! How are you? welcome to Roxyland! Lately, we've been kind of slow and boring so it's a pleasure to see new faces(as it were) in the joint. Pull up a seat around the ole campfire, grab some marshmallows, and make yourself at home. ;)

So instead of something interesting, I'm going to share this with ya'll. I dropped a little granite top from an end table on my toe last night. I KNOW RIGHT!!! It was amazingly painful, so painful I couldn't even scream, I was just shouting, "wow, wow, wow!" Mr. R came and tried to help me and I just couldn't even imagine anyone touching me at all. When I hurt a *lot*, I can't have people touch me, the very idea makes me panic almost worse than the pain. I blame the dog. I wouldn't have dropped the table top if I didn't have to pull the area rug out of the room because the damn dog ate a hole in the middle of it. Lucky little fucker--he's cuter than a cute thing is cute or he'd be hamburger today....

And oh my gosh the floor underneath the rug was horrible! I really wish I was better at keeping a clean house...except, when I get free time, 'I don't think, oh today's the perfect day to wash the windows', hell no, I'm thinking it's time for porn. You know what? It's always time for porn. :)

Comments

[tuckercat2.livejournal.com]

OUCH!!!!! and OUCH!!! take care and elevate the toe!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, the toe is *fine*!! I can't believe it didn't even bruise! I hobbled for a few minutes and poof--nothing! SCARY!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

That *is* amazing! I once dropped a big landscaping rock on my big toe (I was 12, it was a thing), and I had a huge blood blister and the nail split horizontally, but not all the way across, and it was like having a loose tooth on my toe. I had bandaids for who knows how long to keep me from messing with it (superfluous, because it *really* hurt) and to keep stuff out of it (practical, because it was summer, and I lived in flip-flops). Keeping bandaids on exposed toes in summer? Not as easy as it sounds.

Which is all a roundabout way of saying, "I'm glad you're okay now."

--Jessica