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[roxy]

Ten ways you can tell Lex has gone “bad”

10.Dogs growl at him.

9.He smiles…a lot.

8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.

7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.

6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.

5.He tells everyone the truth.

4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'

3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.

and the number one way you can tell...

1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!

Comments

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee...I saw an episode or two over here. Grade A crap. Speaking of Grade A, I am frazzled...stupid papers.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awww! I would love to talk to you, but Opa has an appointment at ten and then it's off to Hell--I mean--work. Maybe we can catch up on the telephonio tonight. (note my continental pronunciation of telephone, cool, no?)