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Ten ways you can tell Lex has gone “bad”
10.Dogs growl at him.
9.He smiles…a lot.
8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.
7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.
6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.
5.He tells everyone the truth.
4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'
3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.
2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.
and the number one way you can tell...
1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked
eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!
10.Dogs growl at him.
9.He smiles…a lot.
8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.
7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.
6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.
5.He tells everyone the truth.
4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'
3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.
2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.
and the number one way you can tell...
1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked
eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!
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