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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2005-04-15 08:09 am

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Ten ways you can tell Lex has gone “bad”

10.Dogs growl at him.

9.He smiles…a lot.

8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.

7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.

6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.

5.He tells everyone the truth.

4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'

3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.

and the number one way you can tell...

1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!

[identity profile] justabi.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, in that case I won't freak out in four years when I turn 30.

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2005-04-16 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ah-ha--well, in your case...eh-hem.

[identity profile] justabi.livejournal.com 2005-04-16 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up, old woman.