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pretties_4u sent me this link because he is a wonderful and loving person who knows just what makes me happy! Except he won't let me keep his wife. *pout*

click on this for Batman Goodness!

Why won't the preview button work! I'm lost without it! Whaaaaa!!!

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Heeeeeeee.
*snuggles you*

*picks you up and runs off with you*

Wheeeeeeeee!!
*does kidnapped damsel in distress fainting thingy*

Except he won't let me keep his wife.

Awww, I just have to keep her, I don't know where the dishes go, I don't know how to turn the washing machine on, and I'm just a *mess* when she's not around after i get home from work...

You know I'll let you borrow her anytime you like, though.
Just have her home by 2am or so.

*hugs*
Cat

WHOO-HOOO!!! oh, yeah and Tsk! We'll have to fix that washing machine problem! *grin*

In my defense, I *am* getting better.

I've been doing the dishes more often, and have figured out that the little square tupperware'ish things go down in the cabinet under the steak knives.. I know, small steps, but I'm trying. =)

The washing machine though - the dials on that thing are more confusing than computer hardware. There should be some sort of overlay card i could put over those settings, with easy to understand color coded words like "GO. STOP." I'm really supposed to be able to percieve the difference in all this "warm, hot, cool, rinse, cooldown, spin, blah blah blah"? Don't they teach girls how to decode that according to the types of fabric and colors being put into the mix, like, back in junior high or something?

Ever baffled by the washer-
Cat

*laughing so hard and hugging you*

Okay wait, does Mr. Roxy know how to run that goddamned thing at your place?
I'm going to plead innocent here, not just educationally, but i think there's something up with the chromosomes too.

cheers!
Cat

Ummmm...yeeeesss...he does.And does...and makes the dinner and other stuff. Should I send him out there so he can give you pointers? *bigevolgrin*

....dinner and other stuff???
I've got two words: Did I axe you all that? =o.O=

It doesn't take two X chromosomes to make dinner, you know. I happen to be able to prepare a number of palatable foodstuffs, including such delacacies as toast, eggo waffles, instant oatmeal, Captain Crunch (with milk!), um, toast, umm, OH, Soup! and umm.. did i mention toast already?
Ok, so breakfast is one of my specialties.. anyway..

As far as other stuff, I do all sorts of other stuff... I'm amazing at changing lightbulbs, fixing computers, taking the trash to the curb, feeding the cats... I could go on you know.

I also know how to get my own clothes out of the dryer when neccesary, thank you very much! It's just the *washer* controls that I find slightly perplexing.

If Mr. Roxy is having to run the washing machine, maybe you should send him out here, because he needs a vacation! You slave driver you!

Your (Y chromosome impaired) pal,
Cat
(who will probably go to work with a dryer sheet hanging out of his pant leg since Tabaqui is sleeping in this morning.)

LOLOLOL!!!!!!

I've got two words: Did I axe you all that? =o.O=
*dies*
You so crazeee!

Heheh...
Didn't know I was down with the dialect?

So tell my nizzle Mr. Roxy to take heart, and if he needs a vacation, he can have a retreat in the ozarks with me. We just won't have much in the way of clean clothes until I can order that overlay for the dial on this machine.

*hugs*
Cat

He can also make chilie.
Gah!
The dreaded legumes!
*runs in terror*

Ooooooo! legumes--say it over and over and it start sounding...naughty. Or is that just me?

*snerk*
Ummmmmm...possibly just you?
Or, wait...
Say it with an Italian accent: "Would you care for...a lay-goooom?"
Very dirty.
:)

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