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[roxy]

pretties_4u sent me this link because he is a wonderful and loving person who knows just what makes me happy! Except he won't let me keep his wife. *pout*


click on this for Batman Goodness!

Why won't the preview button work! I'm lost without it! Whaaaaa!!!

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*laughing so hard and hugging you*

[pretties-4u.livejournal.com]

Okay wait, does Mr. Roxy know how to run that goddamned thing at your place?
I'm going to plead innocent here, not just educationally, but i think there's something up with the chromosomes too.

cheers!
Cat

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ummmm...yeeeesss...he does.And does...and makes the dinner and other stuff. Should I send him out there so he can give you pointers? *bigevolgrin*

[pretties-4u.livejournal.com]

....dinner and other stuff???
I've got two words: Did I axe you all that? =o.O=

It doesn't take two X chromosomes to make dinner, you know. I happen to be able to prepare a number of palatable foodstuffs, including such delacacies as toast, eggo waffles, instant oatmeal, Captain Crunch (with milk!), um, toast, umm, OH, Soup! and umm.. did i mention toast already?
Ok, so breakfast is one of my specialties.. anyway..

As far as other stuff, I do all sorts of other stuff... I'm amazing at changing lightbulbs, fixing computers, taking the trash to the curb, feeding the cats... I could go on you know.

I also know how to get my own clothes out of the dryer when neccesary, thank you very much! It's just the *washer* controls that I find slightly perplexing.

If Mr. Roxy is having to run the washing machine, maybe you should send him out here, because he needs a vacation! You slave driver you!

Your (Y chromosome impaired) pal,
Cat
(who will probably go to work with a dryer sheet hanging out of his pant leg since Tabaqui is sleeping in this morning.)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!

I've got two words: Did I axe you all that? =o.O=
*dies*
You so crazeee!

Did I axe you all that?

[pretties-4u.livejournal.com]

Heheh...
Didn't know I was down with the dialect?

So tell my nizzle Mr. Roxy to take heart, and if he needs a vacation, he can have a retreat in the ozarks with me. We just won't have much in the way of clean clothes until I can order that overlay for the dial on this machine.

*hugs*
Cat

[tabaqui]

He can also make chilie.
Gah!
The dreaded legumes!
*runs in terror*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ooooooo! legumes--say it over and over and it start sounding...naughty. Or is that just me?

[tabaqui]

*snerk*
Ummmmmm...possibly just you?
Or, wait...
Say it with an Italian accent: "Would you care for...a lay-goooom?"
Very dirty.
:)