pretties_4u sent me this link because he is a wonderful and loving person who knows just what makes me happy! Except he won't let me keep his wife. *pout*
....dinner and other stuff??? I've got two words: Did I axe you all that? =o.O=
It doesn't take two X chromosomes to make dinner, you know. I happen to be able to prepare a number of palatable foodstuffs, including such delacacies as toast, eggo waffles, instant oatmeal, Captain Crunch (with milk!), um, toast, umm, OH, Soup! and umm.. did i mention toast already? Ok, so breakfast is one of my specialties.. anyway..
As far as other stuff, I do all sorts of other stuff... I'm amazing at changing lightbulbs, fixing computers, taking the trash to the curb, feeding the cats... I could go on you know.
I also know how to get my own clothes out of the dryer when neccesary, thank you very much! It's just the *washer* controls that I find slightly perplexing.
If Mr. Roxy is having to run the washing machine, maybe you should send him out here, because he needs a vacation! You slave driver you!
Your (Y chromosome impaired) pal, Cat (who will probably go to work with a dryer sheet hanging out of his pant leg since Tabaqui is sleeping in this morning.)
So tell my nizzle Mr. Roxy to take heart, and if he needs a vacation, he can have a retreat in the ozarks with me. We just won't have much in the way of clean clothes until I can order that overlay for the dial on this machine.
(no subject)
4/22/05 02:37 pm (UTC)I've got two words: Did I axe you all that? =o.O=
It doesn't take two X chromosomes to make dinner, you know. I happen to be able to prepare a number of palatable foodstuffs, including such delacacies as toast, eggo waffles, instant oatmeal, Captain Crunch (with milk!), um, toast, umm, OH, Soup! and umm.. did i mention toast already?
Ok, so breakfast is one of my specialties.. anyway..
As far as other stuff, I do all sorts of other stuff... I'm amazing at changing lightbulbs, fixing computers, taking the trash to the curb, feeding the cats... I could go on you know.
I also know how to get my own clothes out of the dryer when neccesary, thank you very much! It's just the *washer* controls that I find slightly perplexing.
If Mr. Roxy is having to run the washing machine, maybe you should send him out here, because he needs a vacation! You slave driver you!
Your (Y chromosome impaired) pal,
Cat
(who will probably go to work with a dryer sheet hanging out of his pant leg since Tabaqui is sleeping in this morning.)
(no subject)
4/22/05 05:22 pm (UTC)I've got two words: Did I axe you all that? =o.O=
*dies*
You so crazeee!
Did I axe you all that?
4/22/05 06:35 pm (UTC)Didn't know I was down with the dialect?
So tell my nizzle Mr. Roxy to take heart, and if he needs a vacation, he can have a retreat in the ozarks with me. We just won't have much in the way of clean clothes until I can order that overlay for the dial on this machine.
*hugs*
Cat