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Home Again!
Let me just hang up the old oars here, and see what ya'll been up to. It was an interesting day for me-- where-in I found out that not only am I a perv, but a disgusting slut. and this I got from the guys...you think you know yourself...*shakes head, hides laughter*
Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.
I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!
Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*
Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.
I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!
Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*
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Man.
That's just...
I don't know what it is apart from straight up stupid.
Get it on, girl!
As for the perv thing... Well, if the handcuffs fit...
;D
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Still, I love my Target boys, they're so funny! *G*