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4/25/05 05:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Let me just hang up the old oars here, and see what ya'll been up to. It was an interesting day for me-- where-in I found out that not only am I a perv, but a disgusting slut. and this I got from the guys...you think you know yourself...*shakes head, hides laughter*
Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.
I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!
Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*
Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.
I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!
Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*
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4/25/05 10:04 pm (UTC)Man.
That's just...
I don't know what it is apart from straight up stupid.
Get it on, girl!
As for the perv thing... Well, if the handcuffs fit...
;D
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4/25/05 10:14 pm (UTC)Still, I love my Target boys, they're so funny! *G*
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4/25/05 10:10 pm (UTC)*seriously pondering this idea for latest crush*
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4/25/05 10:15 pm (UTC)Gawd!
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4/25/05 10:17 pm (UTC)And if not, bring out the entire box. ;)
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4/25/05 10:16 pm (UTC)Which... when you really think about it.
Boys that make you go... hmmmmmm. *ponders*
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4/25/05 10:32 pm (UTC)And it is so much classier than throwing a leg up and yelling "soup's on" or variations there-of.
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4/25/05 11:25 pm (UTC)Gads.
Ummmmmmm - lord. Married means never having to use birth control?
Oh dear gods!!
*hunts frantically for Sterilization Ray Gun*
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4/26/05 12:23 am (UTC)No kidding.
*glowers*
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4/26/05 11:32 am (UTC)and my mouth just flaps in the wind.
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4/26/05 04:42 pm (UTC)I've added it to my memories and everything.
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4/26/05 12:51 am (UTC)(I recently sent a married couple I love very much, a bottle of lube!)
*snickers*
Go forth and fornicate, hubs and I say!!!
:D
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4/26/05 01:27 am (UTC)*purrs*
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4/27/05 01:02 am (UTC)Send me you address again. My harddrive died and ate your address. I still owe you a Langston Hughes, don't I?
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4/27/05 01:10 am (UTC)oo! Yes, yes you do! Whoo-hooo!