Home Again!

[roxy]

Let me just hang up the old oars here, and see what ya'll been up to. It was an interesting day for me-- where-in I found out that not only am I a perv, but a disgusting slut. and this I got from the guys...you think you know yourself...*shakes head, hides laughter*

Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.

I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!

Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*

Comments

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me. Of course, virgin. But still. It's more classy than just saying, "Come get some!"

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

See! You put this away and save it for when you need it.

And it is so much classier than throwing a leg up and yelling "soup's on" or variations there-of.

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAAAAAAAaaahhahahhhaha.
Gads.

Ummmmmmm - lord. Married means never having to use birth control?
Oh dear gods!!
*hunts frantically for Sterilization Ray Gun*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Really-- today-- beyond the century of the Fruitbat and they *still* think that.

[tabaqui]

Gaaaah.
No kidding.
*glowers*

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

...

and my mouth just flaps in the wind.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

What? What? It's a perfectly adorable thing to do--I'm not advising tossing them at strangers...oh. Is that Mommy, you're making my brain bleed thing again?

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

hey you, get online! then maybe my brain will stop bleeding (not very likely)

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

You put this away and save it for when you need it.

I've added it to my memories and everything.