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[roxy]

Let me just hang up the old oars here, and see what ya'll been up to. It was an interesting day for me-- where-in I found out that not only am I a perv, but a disgusting slut. and this I got from the guys...you think you know yourself...*shakes head, hides laughter*

Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.

I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!

Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*

Comments

[beet]

LOL! You're a slut for wanting to have sex with your husband?!

Man.

That's just...

I don't know what it is apart from straight up stupid.
Get it on, girl!

As for the perv thing... Well, if the handcuffs fit...
;D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well, actually, I was suggesting it might be nice for everyone but...apparently I'm just ahead of my time *grin*
Still, I love my Target boys, they're so funny! *G*

[metamorphogenic.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're allergic to latex? Can't imagine what else it could be (unless you suggested it to an under 12 year old ;)

*seriously pondering this idea for latest crush*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Right? See? Oh wait, it get's better--they couldn't imagine why I would want to use a condom. After all--I'm married, it doesn't matter if I get pregnant.

Gawd!

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

*encourages the idea* You can offer it, and examine his response. If he appears freaked out, shyly smile, giggle a little, and say "I thought it was a cute idea for a joke."

And if not, bring out the entire box. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'm sayin'!

[metamorphogenic.livejournal.com]

Heh, interesting idea... well, there has been some minor progress on that front. I'll have to post later though, I'm about to go teach a qi gong/meditation class - which he always attends, so I get to ogle his bare feet. His Extremely Large bare feet. *snerk*

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

I'm always available for schemes to get you some nookie. *nudgewink*

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

Well, you are wrong, Miss Roxy, but not for this. They're clearly feeling threatened by a woman who is sex-positive.

Which... when you really think about it.

Boys that make you go... hmmmmmm. *ponders*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh my yes, most of these boys make me go...hmmmm, and Baaawaaahahaha!

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me. Of course, virgin. But still. It's more classy than just saying, "Come get some!"

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

See! You put this away and save it for when you need it.

And it is so much classier than throwing a leg up and yelling "soup's on" or variations there-of.

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAAAAAAAaaahhahahhhaha.
Gads.

Ummmmmmm - lord. Married means never having to use birth control?
Oh dear gods!!
*hunts frantically for Sterilization Ray Gun*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Really-- today-- beyond the century of the Fruitbat and they *still* think that.

[tabaqui]

Gaaaah.
No kidding.
*glowers*

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

...

and my mouth just flaps in the wind.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

What? What? It's a perfectly adorable thing to do--I'm not advising tossing them at strangers...oh. Is that Mommy, you're making my brain bleed thing again?

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

hey you, get online! then maybe my brain will stop bleeding (not very likely)

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

You put this away and save it for when you need it.

I've added it to my memories and everything.

[lastscorpion.livejournal.com]

LOL! Guys are funny.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I swear they are! And I'm a bad person, I love making their little heads revolve on their necks...*evollaugh*

[justabi.livejournal.com]

You know, Genea and I were just having a conversation about skanky grandmothers last night... Anyway, no! That is a lovely, and funny gift so long as no one is alleric to latex or bridal crap.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Whaaaahahahahahaha! Yes, yes, thank you--I'm full of..ideas! *grin*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

I think Mr. Roxy is lucky to have your innocent and grandmotherly self. WooHoo!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Why thank you--I like to think so! *wink*

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

What was the question again? *i'm confused*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Question: Is Roxy a skanky ho? Discuss...

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, my dear, if that's what they're saying about you, you need to raise your prices. then you'll be known as a high class ho!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* Yeah! High class, that's the ticket! *grin*

[sadiethenymph.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I think I shall be taking after you :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It makes this rapidly encroaching old age much more fun! *grin*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

You are not wrong!!

(I recently sent a married couple I love very much, a bottle of lube!)

*snickers*
Go forth and fornicate, hubs and I say!!!

:D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I think they're just jealous that I'm how you say...satisfied. Frequently. *picture big evil cat smile*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's exactly what it is!!
*purrs*

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Damn, I thought you *meant* me to give it to strangers. Oops!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh no...'cause that would be...wrong...

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Damn, Roxy. What is this shit??? I try to follow your advice to improve my social life, and then you back the hell up on advice you clearly gave. ????

Send me you address again. My harddrive died and ate your address. I still owe you a Langston Hughes, don't I?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*grin* sorry, sorry, channeling Faith in Buffy--
oo! Yes, yes you do! Whoo-hooo!