Home Again!

[roxy]

Let me just hang up the old oars here, and see what ya'll been up to. It was an interesting day for me-- where-in I found out that not only am I a perv, but a disgusting slut. and this I got from the guys...you think you know yourself...*shakes head, hides laughter*

Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.

I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!

Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*

Comments

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

What was the question again? *i'm confused*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Question: Is Roxy a skanky ho? Discuss...

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, my dear, if that's what they're saying about you, you need to raise your prices. then you'll be known as a high class ho!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* Yeah! High class, that's the ticket! *grin*