Home Again!

[roxy]

Let me just hang up the old oars here, and see what ya'll been up to. It was an interesting day for me-- where-in I found out that not only am I a perv, but a disgusting slut. and this I got from the guys...you think you know yourself...*shakes head, hides laughter*

Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.

I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!

Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*

Comments

[beet]

LOL! You're a slut for wanting to have sex with your husband?!

Man.

That's just...

I don't know what it is apart from straight up stupid.
Get it on, girl!

As for the perv thing... Well, if the handcuffs fit...
;D

[metamorphogenic.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're allergic to latex? Can't imagine what else it could be (unless you suggested it to an under 12 year old ;)

*seriously pondering this idea for latest crush*

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

Well, you are wrong, Miss Roxy, but not for this. They're clearly feeling threatened by a woman who is sex-positive.

Which... when you really think about it.

Boys that make you go... hmmmmmm. *ponders*

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me. Of course, virgin. But still. It's more classy than just saying, "Come get some!"

[lastscorpion.livejournal.com]

LOL! Guys are funny.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

You know, Genea and I were just having a conversation about skanky grandmothers last night... Anyway, no! That is a lovely, and funny gift so long as no one is alleric to latex or bridal crap.

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

I think Mr. Roxy is lucky to have your innocent and grandmotherly self. WooHoo!

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

What was the question again? *i'm confused*

[sadiethenymph.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I think I shall be taking after you :D

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

You are not wrong!!

(I recently sent a married couple I love very much, a bottle of lube!)

*snickers*
Go forth and fornicate, hubs and I say!!!

:D

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Damn, I thought you *meant* me to give it to strangers. Oops!