Home Again!

[roxy]

Let me just hang up the old oars here, and see what ya'll been up to. It was an interesting day for me-- where-in I found out that not only am I a perv, but a disgusting slut. and this I got from the guys...you think you know yourself...*shakes head, hides laughter*

Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.

I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!

Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*

Comments

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

You are not wrong!!

(I recently sent a married couple I love very much, a bottle of lube!)

*snickers*
Go forth and fornicate, hubs and I say!!!

:D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I think they're just jealous that I'm how you say...satisfied. Frequently. *picture big evil cat smile*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's exactly what it is!!
*purrs*