Home Again!

[roxy]

Let me just hang up the old oars here, and see what ya'll been up to. It was an interesting day for me-- where-in I found out that not only am I a perv, but a disgusting slut. and this I got from the guys...you think you know yourself...*shakes head, hides laughter*

Just because I thought it would be cute to give the love of your life a condom in a little velum box, which we happen to sell at Target-in the Bridal crap section. You know, sort of a "guess what we should be doing tonight?" kind of thing. Well, gosh apparently that was an eww-ey of the highest order.

I wasn't suggesting giving it to a stranger, for god-sake!

Tell me, am I wrong? *looks her most innocent and grandmotherly*

Comments

[metamorphogenic.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're allergic to latex? Can't imagine what else it could be (unless you suggested it to an under 12 year old ;)

*seriously pondering this idea for latest crush*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Right? See? Oh wait, it get's better--they couldn't imagine why I would want to use a condom. After all--I'm married, it doesn't matter if I get pregnant.

Gawd!

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

*encourages the idea* You can offer it, and examine his response. If he appears freaked out, shyly smile, giggle a little, and say "I thought it was a cute idea for a joke."

And if not, bring out the entire box. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'm sayin'!

[metamorphogenic.livejournal.com]

Heh, interesting idea... well, there has been some minor progress on that front. I'll have to post later though, I'm about to go teach a qi gong/meditation class - which he always attends, so I get to ogle his bare feet. His Extremely Large bare feet. *snerk*

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

I'm always available for schemes to get you some nookie. *nudgewink*