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Dear Journal,
I feel like shit, and Biff still hasn't asked me to the big dance.What's a girl to do?

If I felt any crappier, I'd have to do myself a serious damage. What pisses me off most is, I know why I feel crappy.

You know, when I were a girl, there was no talk of PMS. You just went into the damn yurt, and shut the hell up for a week.No,not really. I'm just...bored.And got a leetle headache.Just this teeny weeny little fucker that's nibbling the edge of my self control away...

And Biff's not likely to ask me to the big dance, Muffy saw him blowing Brad under the bleachers.

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That little fucker! Brad is mine!

*gasp* Brad, you WHORE!!!*smack!*

Biff you bastard! How could you do that to our Roxy? Brad you little slut.

Roxy, I finally got my period. I think I'm in menopause or perimenopause. I think my late mother started in early too. (I should have asked her all this stuff, but you know, you think you have time.)

I'm only 42. Anyway, I thought I was all finished because I hadn't had one in about 3 months, but noooooooooooo, it's back like bad penny! I hate it. Plus, I have to go to the gyno for the dreaded PAP, and I hate that too.

I don't enjoy being a girl. But it beats being a boy and having someone shoving their hand up your butt, and then think about being a man and needing a catheter in your ding dong. Yikes. And don't they usually let the trainees practice that??? Horrors.

Why, you're but a wee babe of a girl!*pinches your baby cheek*

And yes.Tis like an evil anti-present, isn't it.It just won't fuckin' leave, and when you least expect it! Hello, here it is again!

And may I say, thank you so much for that image...dingdong--catheter...I'm not sure which is more disturbing! lol!

We should start a group ~ should we call it "Finally Got My Period", or "All PMS, All The Time"?

I kind of like All PMS, All The Time...;0)

I like it too.
I'm not pre-menopausel *???* in any way except that, one fine day it'll STOP.
Fucking thing.
I want my damn once-a-month hut and an assload of books, movies, and wireless DSL.
Damnit.
*grouse*
Isn't there a pill you can take that'll just make it STOOOOOOOOOP?? Forever?
*puts pennies in her 'get rid of the girly parts' jar*
*pets Roxy and everybody else*
Go! Have chocolate!
*see? different icon! Roxy rules!*

Sure! It's called the Birth Control pill, and you can take it all month ,and never get it, that is , if you can convince your gyno to do that for you.

And hey, we don't want to get rid of all the girly parts, eh? Unless...do we get something even better!?!?!!

*roxy step in front and steal all the pets*

No, i'm too old for the Pill, it plays havoc with me AND messes up my skin!
But don't think i wouldn't if i couldn't! Did it successfully for YEARS...
Cat's getting snipped soon, and i'd like to be snipped, too.
Actually - just remove the obnoxious part that causes the mess, leave the rest!
Hehe.
*is ruthless about the girly parts*
We get - freedom!!!!
At last!!!
:)

Aww, i actually like my period and i'm not looking forward to not having it ~ i like the buildup of tension and the release ~ It's all about the release... I think it wouldn't be such a bitch if we had a more tribal kind of life without all the scheduled commitments and we could go hang out in that hut... any way, it's great to have an excuse to be as bitchy as you wanna be!

Hehee.
I dunno. Mine has gotten steadily more nasty as i've gotten older - probably i have Endometriosis - and lying in bed for two days in pain and puking every hour isn't too great.
Basically, i feel like - i've had puberty, i've had a kid, i'm DONE with all that now!

I wouldn't mind the tribal hut thing at ALL - just be gross and drippy and mean and not have to DO anything and go swimming every day and i'd be FINE.
:)

"probably i have Endometriosis - and lying in bed for two days in pain and puking every hour isn't too great." Oh, that's awful, I'm sorry! I think all they can do for endometriosis is have the bits out.

Fuck! you're right, then yank them bits out!Come on, I swept out the hut and set up a lounge chair down at the river, there's a pillow and a little blanky just for you!There's a chair for everybody,but only TQ gets the blanky, sorry...

They can, but it doesn't work all the time.
*shrug*
I don't have the money for the test to make sure OR for the operation, so it's aspirin and ginger ale for me!

If i'm lucky it'll be early menopause, too.
*crosses fingers*
:)

Whoooot!!!
You are so SMRT!!
Lookee there!
Different icon!!!
*hugs you*

lol! Glad to be of service! Who is that?

Dude!
ROBIN ZANDER!!!
Lead singer of CHEAP TRICK!!!
*le hot*
MY first crush, i think!
After the Bay City Rollers.

Edited. Gah.

*snorf* 'S-ok, but um, did you mean to let that out about the Bay City Rollers?

Dude.
They're from SCOTLAND.
They wore kilts.
Need i say more?
They were DREAMY.
*sigh*
*loves me some scottish bois*

KILTS! Forgot about that! A kilt makes everything...better.

Damn straight!
:)
Wheeeeeeee!!!
Nostalgia!!!

AAAAAahhaaaa! Beware the hair!! That's funnee!!

Surely you do not MOCK the Rollers?
*eyes you suspiciously*

Whu-whu-Who ,me? Tchah! Mock the--Oooh! Look!SHINY!!!*runs like little coward*

*shiny*!!!
Wait.

Come back here!!

heheh.

Have you gals checked out this?:

http://www.utilikilts.com/

But of cawse, I've been there! Ahh! Kilts.Everyone's fine in one... Samuel Jackson in that kilt? *drool* If only I could get Mr. Roxy in one *sigh*

My guy won't wear one either, darn. And this is Eugene, it wouldn't even be weird here. He says they only look good on kind of stout guys, and he's tall and skinny. Which is bullshit, i tell him, that's what boots are for, (among other things) so I have to use my imagination. that thing really gets a workout. Did you ever read that story by Anais Nin about the woman who pretended to faint when the parade was going by, so she could lie on the street and look up the guys kilts when the pipers were marching by? Anyway, I can see Xander in that workman's kilt ~ he could use the hammer loops for stakes ~ and Spike in the black leather one.

First you said boots, and my brain wobbled, then oh, the Faint, wobbled some more and then EXPLODED With the thought of Xander and Spike in kilts...

I have a pic of Mr. Roxy I hold dear in shorts and workboots...good times, good times.Where is that damn thing, I'll post it if I find it...

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