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[roxy]

Dear Journal,
I feel like shit, and Biff still hasn't asked me to the big dance.What's a girl to do?

If I felt any crappier, I'd have to do myself a serious damage. What pisses me off most is, I know why I feel crappy.

You know, when I were a girl, there was no talk of PMS. You just went into the damn yurt, and shut the hell up for a week.No,not really. I'm just...bored.And got a leetle headache.Just this teeny weeny little fucker that's nibbling the edge of my self control away...


And Biff's not likely to ask me to the big dance, Muffy saw him blowing Brad under the bleachers.

Comments

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Biff you bastard! How could you do that to our Roxy? Brad you little slut.

Roxy, I finally got my period. I think I'm in menopause or perimenopause. I think my late mother started in early too. (I should have asked her all this stuff, but you know, you think you have time.)

I'm only 42. Anyway, I thought I was all finished because I hadn't had one in about 3 months, but noooooooooooo, it's back like bad penny! I hate it. Plus, I have to go to the gyno for the dreaded PAP, and I hate that too.

I don't enjoy being a girl. But it beats being a boy and having someone shoving their hand up your butt, and then think about being a man and needing a catheter in your ding dong. Yikes. And don't they usually let the trainees practice that??? Horrors.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Why, you're but a wee babe of a girl!*pinches your baby cheek*

And yes.Tis like an evil anti-present, isn't it.It just won't fuckin' leave, and when you least expect it! Hello, here it is again!

And may I say, thank you so much for that image...dingdong--catheter...I'm not sure which is more disturbing! lol!