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[roxy]

Dear Journal,
I feel like shit, and Biff still hasn't asked me to the big dance.What's a girl to do?

If I felt any crappier, I'd have to do myself a serious damage. What pisses me off most is, I know why I feel crappy.

You know, when I were a girl, there was no talk of PMS. You just went into the damn yurt, and shut the hell up for a week.No,not really. I'm just...bored.And got a leetle headache.Just this teeny weeny little fucker that's nibbling the edge of my self control away...


And Biff's not likely to ask me to the big dance, Muffy saw him blowing Brad under the bleachers.

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I kind of like All PMS, All The Time...;0)

[tabaqui]

I like it too.
I'm not pre-menopausel *???* in any way except that, one fine day it'll STOP.
Fucking thing.
I want my damn once-a-month hut and an assload of books, movies, and wireless DSL.
Damnit.
*grouse*
Isn't there a pill you can take that'll just make it STOOOOOOOOOP?? Forever?
*puts pennies in her 'get rid of the girly parts' jar*
*pets Roxy and everybody else*
Go! Have chocolate!
*see? different icon! Roxy rules!*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Sure! It's called the Birth Control pill, and you can take it all month ,and never get it, that is , if you can convince your gyno to do that for you.

And hey, we don't want to get rid of all the girly parts, eh? Unless...do we get something even better!?!?!!

*roxy step in front and steal all the pets*

[tabaqui]

No, i'm too old for the Pill, it plays havoc with me AND messes up my skin!
But don't think i wouldn't if i couldn't! Did it successfully for YEARS...
Cat's getting snipped soon, and i'd like to be snipped, too.
Actually - just remove the obnoxious part that causes the mess, leave the rest!
Hehe.
*is ruthless about the girly parts*
We get - freedom!!!!
At last!!!
:)

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Aww, i actually like my period and i'm not looking forward to not having it ~ i like the buildup of tension and the release ~ It's all about the release... I think it wouldn't be such a bitch if we had a more tribal kind of life without all the scheduled commitments and we could go hang out in that hut... any way, it's great to have an excuse to be as bitchy as you wanna be!

[tabaqui]

Hehee.
I dunno. Mine has gotten steadily more nasty as i've gotten older - probably i have Endometriosis - and lying in bed for two days in pain and puking every hour isn't too great.
Basically, i feel like - i've had puberty, i've had a kid, i'm DONE with all that now!

I wouldn't mind the tribal hut thing at ALL - just be gross and drippy and mean and not have to DO anything and go swimming every day and i'd be FINE.
:)

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

"probably i have Endometriosis - and lying in bed for two days in pain and puking every hour isn't too great." Oh, that's awful, I'm sorry! I think all they can do for endometriosis is have the bits out.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Fuck! you're right, then yank them bits out!Come on, I swept out the hut and set up a lounge chair down at the river, there's a pillow and a little blanky just for you!There's a chair for everybody,but only TQ gets the blanky, sorry...

[tabaqui]

They can, but it doesn't work all the time.
*shrug*
I don't have the money for the test to make sure OR for the operation, so it's aspirin and ginger ale for me!

If i'm lucky it'll be early menopause, too.
*crosses fingers*
:)