Won't someone think of the porn?

[roxy]

My darlings--I need your help! What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

ETA: mahaliem explains it all

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[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

Heee! If. You make me laugh.

I'm thinking someone Midwestern-y like himself. Someone who is just a solid type of guy, not too pretty so maybe Jake Gyllanhaal (but I think he's ugly) or James Marsden (because Clark can't say that he watched X-Men because it's a good film).

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snort* I made myself laugh. :)

I'm thinking someone Midwestern-y like himself. Someone who is just a solid type of guy, not too pretty so maybe Jake Gyllanhaal (but I think he's ugly) or James Marsden (because Clark can't say that he watched X-Men because it's a good film

omg! Those are just the guys I was originally thinking of, but I thought I'd double check. I also think Jake lacks in hotness--and watched X-Men for that reason too! I kept waiting for him to have sex with Wolverine--did they cut those scenes? *is puzzled*

[(Anonymous)]

I thought Clark watched X-Men for practical mutant-fighting tips. :)

--Jessica

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh suuuuuuuuure...fighting tips, yeah, that's the ticket...*snorfle*