roxy: (bot-watercolor frog by semyaza)
roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2008-04-20 06:14 pm

Won't someone think of the porn?

My darlings--I need your help! What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

ETA: mahaliem explains it all

[identity profile] mahaliem.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I've thought about it some more and have come up with this -

Clark doesn't understand it, but for some reason Leonard Nimoy as Spock gets him hot. He decides he must be attracted to the lean and intelligent. When he discovers that Michael Rennie who plays the alien Klaatu, in that old movie The Day the Earth Stood Still gets him going, too, he adds dark-haired to the list.

It's only when Clark gets hard watching E.T. that he decides he has a problem.

*facepalms*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

OMG! I *LOVE that!!! You're brilliant!!

[identity profile] mahaliem.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
*grins*