*sigh*

[roxy]

Both my boys are married now. I'm happy for them. But this means...*sniff*...that it's time to throw out the cuffs. And waders. And the blindfolds. And the feather duster, the flogger, the blistex, and the gag. Also, probably the pudding, pretty sure it's past its sell by date, and I'll never be able to eat five gallons by myself. The rope, not got much use for that now, the duct tape might come in handy for home repairs...can you sell dildos on ebay? I could say the purple one was a cane...*siiiiiiiiiigh* Guess I'll take the gas out of Big Bertha and put her away, sell the van and all the magnetic signs, you know, Ajax Plumbing, Acme Window Washers...a girl can't give all her secrets away. Never got a chance to try out that restraint table. Or the gasmask. Or the latex cat suit, but I always figured I'd have a hard time shoving a semi-conscious Jensen into it, and that French maid's outfit would have looked adorable on Jared but that dream is gone. Good-bye, nipple clamps, we hardly used ya. Good-bye, vibrating butt plug, so long, double magic bullets...*koff* maybe we'll just put you to the side..

No need for the latex gloves, or the rubber smock or the fetish boots, or the pack of Kools. I just have to suck it up, stiff upper lip it and move on. I mean, come on--they're married. I draw a line at some things, you know.

Comments

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

Now, now, let's not be hasty! These gentlemen may have made other arrangements, but there are still several up for grabs that may be interested in, ah, sharing pudding. *eyes Merlin fandom*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ach my dear, those boys are so young looking! Especially the one with the enormous doe eyes. Normally those eyes would drive me to wanting to tie him up and torture him until he screamed tickle the dickens out of him, but *shudder* he just looks *TOO* innocent. It creeps me out.

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

He is almost four years younger than I am. I finally get to feel like a dirty old woman. :D :D :D

Hmmm. This is problematic. How about...

OH I KNOW!

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v450/nataliadarimini/?action=view&current=shemar_0.jpg)

AND
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CRIMINAL MINDS FANDOM. Both single, both hot, and both of them are older than I am, so they are safely into non-skeevy range.

There. Now you absolutely CANNOT throw out your pudding.

yow!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh...my...lord...prepare to fill the pool with pudding--and bring me that gas can back--Big Bertha will have to retire another day.

Re: yow!!!

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

Phew, you had me worried for a minute there!

*goes to fetch the gas can, skipping merrily*