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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2007-05-17 08:15 pm

The Shallow Report in real time--wooo-wooo!

!woooo, Lex looked evil as hell staring in his Freezer Case of World Domination---excellent! He looked like MOS Lex.

"know that I will always love you." my response, to paraphrase Lil Wayne-"Die, pink bitch, die, I hope you bleed a lake..."

OMG--SO MUCH HATE--Jor-El my ass!!!Shut the fuck up Jackie Martian Childs!!

oh my--Lex put some Ike on Lana. He should have come from a little farther back, she was still standing....

Ace Reporter Lois Lane. Fillet her--just for the stupid dialogue.

Run Lana, run! Run into traffic!
Dare I even hope?

What the fuck...okay, that Silver Surfer talking clip sucks. That looked cheesy as hell. *POUT*

Kick that door open, babe...hot!


SHES DEAD!!!

Awww, I hate her but it hurts to see my Clark cry.

Oh, what the fuck!! The FUCK? Chloe??????? NONONO!!! THAT IS *NOT* A GOOD TRADE!!!!!!!

okay--hell no. I'll believe Lex could experiment on a kid--but not that he's such a pussy. He wasn't one last week orth week before. Goddamnm that pisses me off. I'm supposed to buy that every fucking thing ever that he did was a lie? Screw that.

Nice Bizzaro Boy. very cool!

Okay, Lex ws hot, Clark ws hot--it that all AOT gets for a send off?

Hey, all in all, a damn good ep. Damn good!

That's the shallow take! *G*
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[personal profile] beet 2007-05-18 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Lana!!! How good does season 6 look with no Lana??

Chloe, on the other hand... I will be very sad if she doesn't make it. :(

Do you think we can also hope for more shirtless Tommy??
How excellent would it be if the 2 Tommys ripped each other's shirts off?

ps. AOT- that was one hell of a quick election, if I do say so. :/

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
How excellent would it be if the 2 Tommys ripped each other's shirts off?
omg, B, that's what I love about you--cut right to the important stuff-the stuff I really care about!

[identity profile] ladydreamer.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen it yet, but Chloe BETTER make it.
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[personal profile] beet 2007-05-18 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say? A girl has to maintain her priorities! *BEG*

I'm also optimistic, given the big ol' present the show just gave us.

[identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
She's not dead.

(I no longer have faith)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
man, if they just keep her dead--and let Lex *not* be the one. They did a terrible job of developing Lex's character--but Clark I like better and better.

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I know it!! I will be *SO* pissed off!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh of course, she's like a fucking bad penny, always turning up! *GRRRRR*

I do think Lex faked the whole pregnancy thing for some reason--I'm not sure about killing her though. And what was up with the whining? the running? How is this the same guy who risked his life more than once for Clark?
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[personal profile] beet 2007-05-18 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how I feel about his willingness to kill Lionel after Lana confessed that he made her marry Lex. It seemed especially jarring.

I've given up trying to see coherent characterization, so maybe I shouldn't cry foul here, but... eh. What did you think? Did it make sense?

[identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
EXACTLY!! He was fearless the entire season and today he ran and nearly peed his pants??? NO FRIGGIN WAY!!

He may or may not have faked it, but I hope he did, because that's one level of ruthlessness we NEED to see one of these days!

And BTW, he DID tell Clark to run and save himself. Right before he ran with flailing arms and HAHAHAHAHA!!
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[personal profile] beet 2007-05-18 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
He did tell Clark to get out of there. But then Clark wasn't really interested in running. *shrugs*

Interestingly, it looked a lot like the underground scenes from a couple weeks ago when Lex didn't run. I can't tell if they are trying to tell us that Lex was faking before, or that he's really evol now (fur realz!).

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well...he's young, he's thinking with his crotch...he didn't become Supes in original canon 'til he was about thirty--by that time he had good control, I'm sure. He's a good kid--he's just not Superman yet.

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
You just think it's funny he left Clark!

BTW, I'm taking the Boys to read with me on my trip--be prepared for concrit when I come back. Which will probably just be me ooooing adn aaaahing. Can't wait!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
And that's what I hate--bastards! pick a fucking persona for Lex and stay with it.

[identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
AWWWW!! Where you going??? *wibbles*


You just think it's funny he left Clark!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ME??? NOOOOO!!!

Heh.

Mikey running=LOVE!!

[identity profile] rosy5000.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Shallowly... Lex looked pretty. Two Clarks are doubly pretty. Lex slapping Lana was THE AWESOME! *evil grins*

The rest... Everything was just kinda predictible to me. As much as I hope and pray that Lana actually died, you know she didn't. :(

I called Chloe's healing tears as soon as she arrived by Lois' side. Thought that's a VERY sucky power to have if it killed her. :P One time use powers are no fun.

My nephew called the Bizaro Clark.

(Anonymous) 2007-05-18 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
It was quick, but not an election. Last episode, the previous Senator was killed by Helo from Battlestar Galactica (and how many people can say they died twice on Smallville). When Senators die or become incapacitated, the Governor gets to appoint someone to fill out the rest of their term, and Lionel talked the Governor into appointing Martha (except I think he said the governor was a he, and the governor of Kansas is a she--Smallville, where fact checking is something that happens to other people).

--Jessica
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[personal profile] beet 2007-05-18 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Smallville, where fact checking is something that happens to other people).

LOL. And the continuity. And the character development.

Thanks for the heads up on the Senate thing. I couldn't figure out why she was leaving so soon after the idea was introduced.

As for the twice-dead on SV...Man! That's a serious body count!
I think all of the main characters have died at least once.

[identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah ... totally good ep!!!

And of course it's a tbc ... I hold to the idea that SV knows how to do finales and premieres!!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Awwww--well, at least you had teh pretty Lex and hot Clarks--and brillikant slappage!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
oh, they do they really do--I wish they could hold it all season long. :)

[identity profile] anakin415.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
yah I watched this going WTFH then got caught up with the pretty in the end... I mean really 2 Tom Wellings who can resist

[identity profile] tragicllyhip.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
There wasn't one:) she took the dead senator's place until they hold the next election

[identity profile] tragicllyhip.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Since Al talks about what they have planned for Chloe in Season 7 I'm thinkiung she makes it:) and lana is probably hiding out in that mail truck the passed by before the car exploded

[identity profile] ladydreamer.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That's like the only helpful thing he's said in public lately. Unless he's lying on purpose again :P

[identity profile] ladydreamer.livejournal.com 2007-05-18 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
d00d, that thing wss going to eat his liver. You'd better run!

I should be more fussed that he shoved his minion at that thing to get away. I think he'd been pissed off at that guy, and the GOOD minion had already died, so... DIEZ LOZER it'll save money on a fake car crash later.

[identity profile] dawnybee.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
//"know that I will always love you." my response, to paraphrase Lil Wayne-"Die, pink bitch, die, I hope you bleed a lake..."//

LMAO! Smoke that fool, Lex!

//Shut the fuck up Jackie Martian Childs!!//

For some reason Phil looks like Jackie martin Childs daddy. He's getting up there, ain't he?

//oh my--Lex put some Ike on Lana. He should have come from a little farther back, she was still standing....//
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. See, his problem is that he didn't put his back into it. He's supposed to swing down. That's pimp master 101 right there.

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
See, his problem is that he didn't put his back into it. He's supposed to swing down. That's pimp master 101 right there.
*is dead laughing*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
*goggle* whew...LadyLuthor, more like!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Always room for Tom...or is that pie...or maybe jello? No, it's definitely Thomas. *G*

[identity profile] ladydreamer.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Lol! Should I get a rename token?

[identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com 2007-05-23 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!! Yeah, but like someone explained to me....Lex wasn't running from the thing, he was trying to contain it to save us all. He's IS a hero, after all!!

;D

[identity profile] ladydreamer.livejournal.com 2007-05-23 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll totally buy that. Lex's motivation has been saving humanity for some time... individuals don't really matter in the long term. Except him of course, because he's the only one who can be arsed to take them on, so if he gets eaten, who's gonna run the anti-invasion efforts??? WHO TELL ME??

[identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com 2007-05-23 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
NOBODY, that's who!! *huffs righteously*

:D