The Shallow Report in real time--wooo-wooo!
!woooo, Lex looked evil as hell staring in his Freezer Case of World Domination---excellent! He looked like MOS Lex.
"know that I will always love you." my response, to paraphrase Lil Wayne-"Die, pink bitch, die, I hope you bleed a lake..."
OMG--SO MUCH HATE--Jor-El my ass!!!Shut the fuck up Jackie Martian Childs!!
oh my--Lex put some Ike on Lana. He should have come from a little farther back, she was still standing....
Ace Reporter Lois Lane. Fillet her--just for the stupid dialogue.
Run Lana, run! Run into traffic!
Dare I even hope?
What the fuck...okay, that Silver Surfer talking clip sucks. That looked cheesy as hell. *POUT*
Kick that door open, babe...hot!
SHES DEAD!!!
Awww, I hate her but it hurts to see my Clark cry.
Oh, what the fuck!! The FUCK? Chloe??????? NONONO!!! THAT IS *NOT* A GOOD TRADE!!!!!!!
okay--hell no. I'll believe Lex could experiment on a kid--but not that he's such a pussy. He wasn't one last week orth week before. Goddamnm that pisses me off. I'm supposed to buy that every fucking thing ever that he did was a lie? Screw that.
Nice Bizzaro Boy. very cool!
Okay, Lex ws hot, Clark ws hot--it that all AOT gets for a send off?
Hey, all in all, a damn good ep. Damn good!
That's the shallow take! *G*
"know that I will always love you." my response, to paraphrase Lil Wayne-"Die, pink bitch, die, I hope you bleed a lake..."
OMG--SO MUCH HATE--Jor-El my ass!!!Shut the fuck up Jackie Martian Childs!!
oh my--Lex put some Ike on Lana. He should have come from a little farther back, she was still standing....
Ace Reporter Lois Lane. Fillet her--just for the stupid dialogue.
Run Lana, run! Run into traffic!
Dare I even hope?
What the fuck...okay, that Silver Surfer talking clip sucks. That looked cheesy as hell. *POUT*
Kick that door open, babe...hot!
SHES DEAD!!!
Awww, I hate her but it hurts to see my Clark cry.
Oh, what the fuck!! The FUCK? Chloe??????? NONONO!!! THAT IS *NOT* A GOOD TRADE!!!!!!!
okay--hell no. I'll believe Lex could experiment on a kid--but not that he's such a pussy. He wasn't one last week orth week before. Goddamnm that pisses me off. I'm supposed to buy that every fucking thing ever that he did was a lie? Screw that.
Nice Bizzaro Boy. very cool!
Okay, Lex ws hot, Clark ws hot--it that all AOT gets for a send off?
Hey, all in all, a damn good ep. Damn good!
That's the shallow take! *G*
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Chloe, on the other hand... I will be very sad if she doesn't make it. :(
Do you think we can also hope for more shirtless Tommy??
How excellent would it be if the 2 Tommys ripped each other's shirts off?
ps. AOT- that was one hell of a quick election, if I do say so. :/
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omg, B, that's what I love about you--cut right to the important stuff-the stuff I really care about!
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I'm also optimistic, given the big ol' present the show just gave us.
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(I no longer have faith)
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I do think Lex faked the whole pregnancy thing for some reason--I'm not sure about killing her though. And what was up with the whining? the running? How is this the same guy who risked his life more than once for Clark?
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I've given up trying to see coherent characterization, so maybe I shouldn't cry foul here, but... eh. What did you think? Did it make sense?
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He may or may not have faked it, but I hope he did, because that's one level of ruthlessness we NEED to see one of these days!
And BTW, he DID tell Clark to run and save himself. Right before he ran with flailing arms and HAHAHAHAHA!!
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Interestingly, it looked a lot like the underground scenes from a couple weeks ago when Lex didn't run. I can't tell if they are trying to tell us that Lex was faking before, or that he's really evol now (fur realz!).
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BTW, I'm taking the Boys to read with me on my trip--be prepared for concrit when I come back. Which will probably just be me ooooing adn aaaahing. Can't wait!
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You just think it's funny he left Clark!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ME??? NOOOOO!!!
Heh.
Mikey running=LOVE!!
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The rest... Everything was just kinda predictible to me. As much as I hope and pray that Lana actually died, you know she didn't. :(
I called Chloe's healing tears as soon as she arrived by Lois' side. Thought that's a VERY sucky power to have if it killed her. :P One time use powers are no fun.
My nephew called the Bizaro Clark.
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(Anonymous) 2007-05-18 02:44 am (UTC)(link)--Jessica
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LOL. And the continuity. And the character development.
Thanks for the heads up on the Senate thing. I couldn't figure out why she was leaving so soon after the idea was introduced.
As for the twice-dead on SV...Man! That's a serious body count!
I think all of the main characters have died at least once.
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And of course it's a tbc ... I hold to the idea that SV knows how to do finales and premieres!!
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I should be more fussed that he shoved his minion at that thing to get away. I think he'd been pissed off at that guy, and the GOOD minion had already died, so... DIEZ LOZER it'll save money on a fake car crash later.
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LMAO! Smoke that fool, Lex!
//Shut the fuck up Jackie Martian Childs!!//
For some reason Phil looks like Jackie martin Childs daddy. He's getting up there, ain't he?
//oh my--Lex put some Ike on Lana. He should have come from a little farther back, she was still standing....//
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. See, his problem is that he didn't put his back into it. He's supposed to swing down. That's pimp master 101 right there.
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*is dead laughing*
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;D
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:D