The Shallow Report in real time--wooo-wooo!

[roxy]

!woooo, Lex looked evil as hell staring in his Freezer Case of World Domination---excellent! He looked like MOS Lex.

"know that I will always love you." my response, to paraphrase Lil Wayne-"Die, pink bitch, die, I hope you bleed a lake..."

OMG--SO MUCH HATE--Jor-El my ass!!!Shut the fuck up Jackie Martian Childs!!

oh my--Lex put some Ike on Lana. He should have come from a little farther back, she was still standing....

Ace Reporter Lois Lane. Fillet her--just for the stupid dialogue.

Run Lana, run! Run into traffic!
Dare I even hope?

What the fuck...okay, that Silver Surfer talking clip sucks. That looked cheesy as hell. *POUT*

Kick that door open, babe...hot!


SHES DEAD!!!

Awww, I hate her but it hurts to see my Clark cry.

Oh, what the fuck!! The FUCK? Chloe??????? NONONO!!! THAT IS *NOT* A GOOD TRADE!!!!!!!

okay--hell no. I'll believe Lex could experiment on a kid--but not that he's such a pussy. He wasn't one last week orth week before. Goddamnm that pisses me off. I'm supposed to buy that every fucking thing ever that he did was a lie? Screw that.

Nice Bizzaro Boy. very cool!

Okay, Lex ws hot, Clark ws hot--it that all AOT gets for a send off?

Hey, all in all, a damn good ep. Damn good!

That's the shallow take! *G*

Comments

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

She's not dead.

(I no longer have faith)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh of course, she's like a fucking bad penny, always turning up! *GRRRRR*

I do think Lex faked the whole pregnancy thing for some reason--I'm not sure about killing her though. And what was up with the whining? the running? How is this the same guy who risked his life more than once for Clark?

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY!! He was fearless the entire season and today he ran and nearly peed his pants??? NO FRIGGIN WAY!!

He may or may not have faked it, but I hope he did, because that's one level of ruthlessness we NEED to see one of these days!

And BTW, he DID tell Clark to run and save himself. Right before he ran with flailing arms and HAHAHAHAHA!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You just think it's funny he left Clark!

BTW, I'm taking the Boys to read with me on my trip--be prepared for concrit when I come back. Which will probably just be me ooooing adn aaaahing. Can't wait!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

AWWWW!! Where you going??? *wibbles*


You just think it's funny he left Clark!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ME??? NOOOOO!!!

Heh.

Mikey running=LOVE!!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

d00d, that thing wss going to eat his liver. You'd better run!

I should be more fussed that he shoved his minion at that thing to get away. I think he'd been pissed off at that guy, and the GOOD minion had already died, so... DIEZ LOZER it'll save money on a fake car crash later.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*goggle* whew...LadyLuthor, more like!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Lol! Should I get a rename token?

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Yeah, but like someone explained to me....Lex wasn't running from the thing, he was trying to contain it to save us all. He's IS a hero, after all!!

;D

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

I'll totally buy that. Lex's motivation has been saving humanity for some time... individuals don't really matter in the long term. Except him of course, because he's the only one who can be arsed to take them on, so if he gets eaten, who's gonna run the anti-invasion efforts??? WHO TELL ME??

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

NOBODY, that's who!! *huffs righteously*

:D

[beet]

He did tell Clark to get out of there. But then Clark wasn't really interested in running. *shrugs*

Interestingly, it looked a lot like the underground scenes from a couple weeks ago when Lex didn't run. I can't tell if they are trying to tell us that Lex was faking before, or that he's really evol now (fur realz!).

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And that's what I hate--bastards! pick a fucking persona for Lex and stay with it.