The Shallow Report in real time--wooo-wooo!

[roxy]

!woooo, Lex looked evil as hell staring in his Freezer Case of World Domination---excellent! He looked like MOS Lex.

"know that I will always love you." my response, to paraphrase Lil Wayne-"Die, pink bitch, die, I hope you bleed a lake..."

OMG--SO MUCH HATE--Jor-El my ass!!!Shut the fuck up Jackie Martian Childs!!

oh my--Lex put some Ike on Lana. He should have come from a little farther back, she was still standing....

Ace Reporter Lois Lane. Fillet her--just for the stupid dialogue.

Run Lana, run! Run into traffic!
Dare I even hope?

What the fuck...okay, that Silver Surfer talking clip sucks. That looked cheesy as hell. *POUT*

Kick that door open, babe...hot!


SHES DEAD!!!

Awww, I hate her but it hurts to see my Clark cry.

Oh, what the fuck!! The FUCK? Chloe??????? NONONO!!! THAT IS *NOT* A GOOD TRADE!!!!!!!

okay--hell no. I'll believe Lex could experiment on a kid--but not that he's such a pussy. He wasn't one last week orth week before. Goddamnm that pisses me off. I'm supposed to buy that every fucking thing ever that he did was a lie? Screw that.

Nice Bizzaro Boy. very cool!

Okay, Lex ws hot, Clark ws hot--it that all AOT gets for a send off?

Hey, all in all, a damn good ep. Damn good!

That's the shallow take! *G*