His heart would be BROKEN and he would CRY! And since he's clueless, be utterly convinced that gnome!Jeff's untimely demise meant that real!Jeff was also melted by the rain.
Jared: "Ah, yeah, Tom, he's a sweet guy and all, but he's not made out of sugar. Calm down."
Tom: "Then why does he smell like cotton candy?!" *wail*
Jensen: "I'll get the bag for him to breathe into."
Tom: "I'm a murderer."
Jared: "No. You're a... you're... Well, you're not a murderer." *looking on the bright side*
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3/9/13 03:33 am (UTC)Jared: "Ah, yeah, Tom, he's a sweet guy and all, but he's not made out of sugar. Calm down."
Tom: "Then why does he smell like cotton candy?!" *wail*
Jensen: "I'll get the bag for him to breathe into."
Tom: "I'm a murderer."
Jared: "No. You're a... you're... Well, you're not a murderer." *looking on the bright side*
Tom: "I need hugs."
Etc. SO ANGSTY. Amirite?