hey everybody!

[roxy]

Guess what this is? It's my birthday month! Yes, August, the month in which we celebrate the appearance of me--mumbly boring oldname I changed to roxy as soon as I was able. It is a long name isn't it? Just call me roxy for short. :D

So, as usual, we celebrate my natal event with large gifts of cash and nummy green-eyed men. Feel free to send checks if the gold filled chests are too heavy to drag to the post office. As for the nummy young men, those crates with holes drilled in didn't work so well so this year, I have a new plan. (cunning, of course). Put those boys in a BMW and have them drive to my house! I'll really appreciate the BMW as Mommy Van is getting a little long in the tooth. But mizz rose, you say, you already have a green-eyed man and while no longer quite young, there's much to be said for experience. Yes, I reply but if a little is good, then isn't a lot always BETTER? Besides, a little extra help around the house would be nice. Mr. R can't carry the load by himself all the time. Also, could you explain to him why this help is a good thing? You know he'll listen to ya'll. If he refuses to agree, than a pony would be good.


DAY 1!! HaWoooot!

Comments

[cha.livejournal.com]

thanks for my nightly giggle heheheh :D I shall do my best to celebrate you

[nicnac918.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I knew I was messing something up. *sigh* So much for that; I guess I'll just have to see if I can't return this nummy blue-eyed man for a store credit or something.

Both a very merry birthday-month and a very merry un-birthday-day to you. :)

[dimeliora.livejournal.com]

Funny story, I took the chest of gold to the post office today and they refused to ship it. Something about international law and Spanish dubloons. The bastards.

[peepingdru.livejournal.com]

Here be help.......

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday month :)

[elli.livejournal.com]

I tried moving my chest of gold today but it just wouldn't budge. As I opened I noticed that my gold has been turned into bricks. I'm till trying to find the culprit. Witnesses claim they saw large young man exit my apartment. We should really hunt down the thief so we an celebrate the month of roxy in style.

[day221b.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[tabaqui]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
And what a lovely month it's shaping up to be!
*twirls you*

*contemplates BMW colors*

:)

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

We need to party together!! (also august, mumble mumble old...)

I applaud all of your plans/suggestions regarding money and men!!!

*smishes you*

[cordelia-gray.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday Month, Miz Roxy! May it bring you as many green-eyed men as you want :)

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

You made me SMILE! HAPPPY b'day month! ♥

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

XD Happy b-day month, Roxy! Hope you have every bit of fun that's legal and don't get caught doing any of the eroniously illegal things. XD

[stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com]

Are you celebrating for the whole month because I may just have to drop by journal at random moments with a little something. Also, I made you somethign green, which I'm gonna post in a second in honour of such a glorious month :)

[talitha78.livejournal.com]

Woot! Happy Birthday month!!!

[tifaching.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Have a wonderful month of awesome days. I'm afraid I'm all out of green eyed men. I'll work on the pony. Any color preference?

[tasabian.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...maybe there needs to be some RPS written in honour of this month.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Whoohoooo!!! What a fabulous month!

Hmm... I don't know any green-eyed guys, but I could get green contacts for Ori and send him your way. Then of course, you know I'd have to personally deliver him, right? *G*

Doesn't Mr. Roxy know the more houseboys you have, the more time you have for each other. ;)