how fandom makes my world weird. weirder.

[roxy]

At the end of our street, near what's left of a stream, Canada geese hang out. They walk all over the roads and poop all over the lawn and sidewalks down there, but they're less aggressive than the turkeys, thanks god.

Today, on my way to the doctor's, I glanced over at the gang of geese and there was one goose that stood out like a sore thumb. A beige, thickset goose way bigger than the Canadian geese. Turns out it's a domestic breed, a Buff goose. At the time, I was startled that this goose was hanging out on the edge of the gaggle, sort of staring off into the distance and looking as soulful as a goose could. I worried about that goose. Why was it there? And why was it hanging out with the wild geese? And most importantly, would anyone else immediately start writing J2 as geese in their minds, like I did?

Comments

[tifaching.livejournal.com]

No. No. The most important question would be if the J2 geese would make it onto an actual page. :)

[rockstarpeach.livejournal.com]

Dude.

I recently watched Frozen and immediately wanted Sam/Gabriel fic out of it. I don't even ship Sam/Gabriel.

So yeah, you are not alone in your fandom crazies.

[tabaqui]

*dies laughing*

But - the lone, beige goose is so obviously Castiel.....
:)

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Geese mate for life, so of course we need a J2 geese fic ;)

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

XD *hugs you* Oh my, I'm just as weird. I make up strange little shipping stories about my hairbrush and toothbrush and their never-ending saga of arguments and makeups based on how they end up in the holder each day. Once you start shipping you just never do stop. *laughs*

[smalltrolven.livejournal.com]

I had a hard time getting to the end of this, because I was so worried about you and all the geese. I'm absolutely terrified of them. Every single time I've run across a flock of them, of whatever breed, I always get chased. Aggressively. Even got bitten once. They must be able to smell the fear on me or something.
But yes, fandom does warp the brain, the shipping goggles get harder and harder to remove and look at "real life" unfiltered.

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha you are so adorable!!!

[fanspired]

As soon as you described a goose that was bigger than the rest, I knew where your mind was going. Yeah, mine went there, too :P

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

You're one special little flower, Miss Roxy. lol

Poor Castiel goose searching longingly for Dean. *G*

[casey28.livejournal.com]

Now you have me thinking about J2 goose mpreg, lol.

[bt-kady.livejournal.com]

In my head canon, that larger, standalone goose was Jared, so yeah, we need geese!J2 NOW! Then again, maybe a goose!Jared and a beautiful swan!Jensen? Whatever it is, I can go there with you, Rox!

Delete my anon post. I didn't realize I hadn't signed in. Meh.

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

Huh... I dunno about J2 but I've had the Avengers in my mind lately and I went to "Aw, poor Thor's thinking of his evil little bro", so...eh, I'm with you on this. ::grin::