Aaaaaaahh!

[roxy]

BBQ is over--time to porn! :D

Comments

[bubblesbrnaid]

That may be the first time I've ever seen "porn" used as a verb.

[fireheart13.livejournal.com]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to porn too, I forgot I had a placeholder in my bang!!

[luvmax1.livejournal.com]

It's always heartwarming to know you have your priorities in order!

[fanspired]

Make sure you label it "explicit" and tab the fuck out of it. Add tabs like "kink", "non-con" "bondage" etc (just have a scene where Dean sticks a mickey mouse wristwatch on Sam under protest; that'll justify it) oh, and call it "Destiel". Then break it into 100 ten word chapters and watch the kudos roll in. If you can, try to write badly. That'll help. Having hundreds of teenybopper friends on Tumblr probably don't hurt any, either :P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*CRIES LAUGHING*

the worst part--it's so, so, so very true! :D

Add tabs like "kink", "non-con" "bondage" etc (just have a scene where Dean sticks a mickey mouse wristwatch on Sam under protest; that'll justify it)

*wheezes with the laughter*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*LAUGHS!!!!*

I do try. *nods innocently*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I forgot I had a placeholder in my bang

That just sounds...so naughty!! :D :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

What!!! The first time! You'll have to start hanging out in low places with me. ;D

[bubblesbrnaid]

I tried, but they sent me back home. :(

[bubblesbrnaid]

I gotta side with roxymissrose on this one.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Then we'll make our own low places--and see if we let those bastards in!

[fireheart13.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! yeah, it's a ...I gotta...

*dies*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[fanspired]

I confess I actually do tab the fuck out of my stories, just to get them on as many lists as possible. Hell, extra exposure can't hurt :P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Man, I've been doing that too, lately! I've been going back and adding tabs for the exposure. It's me getting used to the difference between LJ and AO3. Hell, I'm about to start straight up lying in my tabs. Other people do. *stabs slash tabs in gen stories*

[fanspired]

At the point when I added "Impala sex" to the tabs in "Last Memory" and "Monster at the End of This Season" my friend told me I was shameless :P

[bubblesbrnaid]

Write *badly*. I *knew* I was doing something wrong!

[fanspired]

Yeah, if you know how to construct a sentence you'll have to resign yourself to never getting the big numbers. *sad shrug*