Once upon a time, an evil replicant named Roy--I mean--Morgan Edge--erf!! I mean *Edgar Morgan*, and The Devil--who'd gotten tired of buggering--er bugging Peter Horton, decided to leave their little town called Brimstone--or was it called Metropolis--to evilly bother an innocent and sexy red-head called Lex because Roxy's got a kink for hairy Lex.
On the way back from being satanic to our hero, they rolled their car into a ditch, where they were imprisoned miles from help and no one missed them.
Trapped, they were forced to eat each others faces. The Devil got the best of that deal since Morgan was clean-shaven. (the way Tom likes Mike) They slowly ate each other to death--and in no way enjoyed a single moment of it.
Come spring, a bear found what was left and buried it, 'cause no WAY was he eating that shit.
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2/15/05 02:05 am (UTC)On the way back from being satanic to our hero, they rolled their car into a ditch, where they were imprisoned miles from help and no one missed them.
Trapped, they were forced to eat each others faces. The Devil got the best of that deal since Morgan was clean-shaven. (the way Tom likes Mike) They slowly ate each other to death--and in no way enjoyed a single moment of it.
Come spring, a bear found what was left and buried it, 'cause no WAY was he eating that shit.
The End.