bored,so bored

Gott! I am so bored, like a bored thing is bored.I can't seem to keep any momentum going here.It's just argh!Too many things rolling through my brain at one time, plus Mother Nature the bitch must remind me that I'm female.Grrrr! I'm crabby and mean and dangerous.Maybe crabby more than anything else.A little mean,and way less dangerous than I want to be...sigh.Ah, the good old days, when people were really afraid of me, and not just acting afraid so's not to hurt my feelings.It sucks to look like Mrs. Claus with a lovely tan....especially when I look so good on the inside!Tchah!Hark at me,i'm babbling away like a ...Babylonian? Bah-dah-bump!