There's A Dance In The Old Dame Yet!

It's here...damn. I are officially an old bitch.*sniff* Fat, gray and fifty...oh well. Only two more years before I get the discount coffee from McD's, YaY!

Thankfully my inner Roxy is young and vibrant--la-la-la! My hills are positively alive with the sound of music! Though I've been pissing off the Fam making rompers out of the curtains...

Everyone I know has been stroking my pathetic little ego, trying to make me feel better about my *shiver* Birthday.(with a little encouragement from me) I am feeling pretty good about it now *g*

I think this says it best:

my youth i shall never forget

but there s nothing i really regret

wotthehell wotthehell

there s a dance in the old dame yet

toujours gai toujours gai

an excerpt form "archy and mehitable by Don Marguis

yeah bitch! I feel ya!

aurora_bee made me do it!

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Ha! And unlike some, I didn't cheat!Now if you'll excuse me, as soon as I can pry Clark's fingers off the door frame, I have some questions I'd like to ask him...in private.

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Can I just say I'm having the best day ever!

Baby Girl took me to lunch,so nice and gave me presents, yay!
I got an Astro boy t-shirt! I know it! doesn't that just bring tears to your eyes?-- Astro Boy, bombs away, on your mission today!Come on, everybody, sing it with me!Or not.

Also, a Superman lunch-box, and the Mobb Deep CD!Somebody loves their mommy! (imagine me saying that in a sing-songy annoying voice)

She also squeed loudly and rightly so about my Clexpark pressie from aurora_bee she has good taste like Mommy!

Aside from this horrible tendency to call Lex 'Bat Boy'

Sheeep! Thanks pepperjackcandy!

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and on that note I'm off to work, to make innocent shoppers suffer because I have to work on my birthday, YaY!
Hmm, what says, 'you lowly scum,I hate you', my barbwire necklace, or the choke chain and lock?...you're right! The barbwire!

And on tonight's menu? Riley/Lindsey pron! Ya-hoo! Hey! Who booed!?!