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Dear Anderson Cooper,
So. You don't return my calls , you don't answer my e-mail and all my letters are being returned. I'm not dense Anderson Cooper. I know whats going on. Someone is trying to keep us apart.But don't worry my beloved Anderson Cooper. I'll keep trying to get to you- just like I used to try to get to Josh Hartnett but I fell out of love with him and you know, that whole court thing-- tacky!
Love,
Roxy

P.S. If you hear from some guy named Harrison Ford, don't pay attention, he's a bitter old man.

P.P.S.ditto if you hear from Lou Reed. Or Samuel Jackson.

P.P.P.S also, Gary, Eric,Jake,Johnny,Brad,Michael, Michael,Marc,James,Jason...

Fire Bird, or More Fun wth 'Lexei and Kirill

Fast fast fast!
Look! Over the horizon! Something moves, and if you listen really carefully, you can hear the sound of bells! It's the troika of "Wrap It U!" drawing near!

Unless it's Santa's sleigh in which case, I'm screwed when he sees what's going on over here...quick,act like we're a revival meeting!The previous Parts can pretend to be a choir,they're over here!

FireBird


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I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay, and I pity any girl who isn't me today! *whirls red skirts around*

Let's make biscuits!