stolen from alice23kate

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Wow, so much better than the Creepy Sexy I expected!

And more fic from Big Echoey

Firebird and the Gray Wolf

All Previous Parts are here in memories. Wish I could get to my own memories like that, you know, the ones in my head? Instead of just these boring voices. Kill kill, blah blah, hunt my neighbors down and chainsaw them into bits, blah. Boring, I tell you.

Story?

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More whining--it's what I do.

If I don't shed these fics soon, I'm going to be having Christmas in the garage. Mr.'s at the end of his rope. Dang. *types furiously* I'm getting to the good parts in everything though--plus guess who's hanging around! Bruuuuuuce. (hey babee, how you doin'?...) I thank mkitty_03 and her wonderful vid that thecaelum reminded me to watch (again) so I did and Bruce said, "Hey...what if..."

In other news, I wanted to share with you my holiday thoughts. Do you know what time of year it is? It's the time of year my brothers and sisters of Western European extraction ask me, "So,this Kwanza thing? What do you do for that? And should I get you a card?"

First of all and most importantly, yes, get me a card and put some mo-fuckin' money in it.

Secondly, I have no fricken' idea. That's like me assuming everyone around me is celebrating Christmas- guess what? No. Not eveyone is. I'm sure it's a lovely celebration full of meaning and salut to my friends who celebrate. Good on ya.

Me? I'm with the wrapping and unwrapping of material goods. Come on, you know that's why you like it. Good will to men my ample hindparts.

Give me the booty! Arrg.

Gifts will do as well. And lucky you, you have ten more shopping days to get me a great big expensive mind boggling gift. Something that says disgusting display of materialistic values will do nicely.


(seriously, the person who gifted me, pleeeeease let me know-- I want to do something for you...drop me a hint.)

And In Keeping With The Xmas Season...

...A Very Merry Fire Bird!

Uncle Boris stomped the snow from his boots as he dropped the fragrant pine tree in the little foyer. "I'm home," he called and little Kirill came running in, his eyes wide with joy at the sight of the tree shedding flakes of sno..OMFG.
That's probably the sickest thing I've done here yet. let me post this fic and try to control my tummy.

Previous Parts, blah-blah go see.


Fire Bird


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OMFG!!!!!!!! You Have To Read This!

Look! katholicgrrl wrote a Kirill story and I think it's fucking brilliant. She captured my baby perfectly! It's an amazing story, very moving in a twisted and bizarre way! She made me cry!

Umm -slight warning here, animals were harmed for this story. if you're too tender for that you might not want to read. But I think you should. She really understands him, and it's like a beautiful Christmas fairy tale. Roxy style.

Kirill's Christmas Tale

oooo-- what's this? Smells like Fire Bird...

And here's a bit more, because I love you! In the spirit of Christmas I present you with porn! It'll be like a porny advent calander, yes! I think this trioka's finally headed for the barn.

Previous Parts are here, eating caviar and complaining it tastes like fish eggs.

Fire Bird


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