Summer Story part 17

This here? is shmoop-- pure unadulterated shoomp. Sweet sticky shmoop and nothing but. It happens every once in a while. looks back over shoulder I know-- scary, hunh?--hold me?

The Previous Parts are here, marveling that there's actually no grass involved at all in sodomy...

Summer Story

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Why....

Why does my brain feel like it's stuffed full of pudding? Why don't I feel like writing? Why won't Sam and Whitney get together? Why won't Bruce stop playing hide -and-seek with me? Why don't I have a nicer car? Why won't someone make me a cup of coffee? Why can't I get a quickie whenever I want? Why can't I get paid for this like Jadakiss?

Ellipsis Tango

I'm in one of those moods! Goofiness abounds! Hey you guys! Come on! Shower me with porn! Hop to it!
I've got an appointment to go to, and when I come back, I expect to see lots of...stuff. Yeah...stuff. Because we likes...stuff. Yeah. Just as much as we like...-->these things...yeah, those little dots...love them dots....let's have some more....dots............