So-- I was told I'm going to hell the other day...well, not quite in those words. One of the little boys at work said, "Sus('cause only a handful of RL peeps can call me Roxy) I don't know where you're going when you die, but it's not going to be heaven."
Which for some reason made me laugh so hard I nearly cried...I love that boy. Not that this came out of the blue. At the time,I was explaining my game plan for beefing up my income, which involved hot pants, platform boots and a cleverly worded slogan-- something along the lines of "Yo, big boy." Something.
So--after I explained what hot pants where...(yes. I'm that old,) one of the children told me that I wasn't in any trouble because God likes a jokester. Isn't that sweet? So I told her I hoped he liked a pervert too.*G*
My job can be a lot of fun.