EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*freaked out* I think I killed my DustBowlClex!! And I barely got started, *big wet heap of sobbing frustrated Roxy* Plus, my trusty porn-o-meter's broken too--I fear I've wrung the last drop out of it. Where are the Gods of Perversion when you need them?

Maybe, I need to re-write this thing--maybe it could be the heart-warming tale of a farm boy and his dog, yeah, and all there adventures, see, but then tragedy strikes and the dog gets the hydrophobe, the rabies, and the farm kid's gotta shoot him,see, but he misses and the dog takes off, and after eating the farm kid's family, he traps the neighbor lady and her kid in an old Plymouth Fury and slobbers a lot...maybe, he gets attacked by a flesh-eating clown? I don't know...

Proud!!

So, today in the mail I get a lovely document that informs me Baby Girl made the deans list--I'm so proud of her!
My babies are so smart! And cute. And funny.And so going to be making big bucks one day and supporting me, I know it! :)
That's my retirement plan--my fallback plan is to become the worlds oldest hooker. Boy-I hope they get good jobs....

SEKRIT MESSAGE

To raijahn Guess what!!!! It's in the mail! you should get it in two to three days--let me know! YaY! I don't suck anymore!