Short Fic, avec porn

But it's kind of romantic too--you know! This was intended for a project that didn't get off the ground, sadly, so I share it here with ya'll 'cause I love you like that.

Meanwhile, in notes from the front: all continues well in the dustbowl.Stop. send pretty boys.stop. Peanut butter would be good, too.stop.lube too.stop.And the ballgag.stop.

I probably should just--stop.

( Ride, he said... )

Stand By Me 11

Day ten: no fresh water, must drink own urine..had to eat the captain today--pity he wasn't dead yet...and worse--*still* no memories!

I'm feeling frisky and cocky because I'm still many bits up--and they're not stinking on ice so please pardon my obnoxious grin--I'd pat myself on the back but I'm a little too plump to do that--oh speaking of plump, I have a pic of me that's not too bad--read:doesn't highlight my double chin--I'm tried of people stopping me on the street and gasping,"Big Pun!! I thought you were dead!!! You shaved your mustach." So, I'm going to put it ratchere so ya'll can enjoy it too!
Please, don't thank me. *blushes in becoming modesty*

Sit on my lap, little one and I'll tell you a story. I have candy....



( And a big yellow bus pulled up, and it said M-O-O-N, and that spells clue... )