I just found out there's "Two Guys And A Girl And A Pizza Place" slash!!!!!!
Berg!! Pete!!! I still love you guys with a mad passion! I'l never stop loving you, Berg! You too, Johnny, even though you got a new job as a preacher and put Xander's eye out, say, was that after or before your stint as a spaceship captain?...Everyone says you were good at that. And Sharon--cute as a button and if I were inclined that way, I'd so be all over you--sadly, I'm not and besides, if I were there's a few other girls I'd have to get to first, no offense, but have you *seen* Starbuck? whew!
Oh! Heh...Good morning...erm, how long have you been there? *blush*