Because Anything justabi does is cool--

I'm doing it too. And frankly, I'm really shocked. I must have answered some wrong because we know I am the Vanilla Queen. tsk! *shakes head*

HELL LEVEL 2 Raw score: 61%

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms. Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's mostly likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people told the truth, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames. AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on hellish

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Goofing off--thanks to itsaslashything

Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is

Danyela Montenegro

What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?

Henceforth I shall only respond to my sexy Brazilian name. That's Mizz Montenegro to you, buck-o!

(no subject)

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Poor Clark. Poor Lex. That’s all I’m going to say. And also, time for a rating! Whoo-hoo!
This part is rated 4—for sexual situations. Look on my users page for an explanation of the rating system.
And now on to the story!

( Part 8 )

Beta, bitte?

Would anyone care to help polish up Fire Bird for me? *whines grovels chews on fingertips* I would be grateful beyond words. Remember, you'll get points in heaven for helping an old lady. *beams innocently like*