Beat Me...

...somebody? Anybody? I have this clever little latex flog--I mean, this paddle...I mean...erf. Guess who's a-wandering hither and yon instead of putting this little chapter to bed? I promised myself that if I finished this chapter I'd treat myself to a lot of fic--there's like this treasure trove of stuff that I get to read (because that's one of the really cool bennies of folks friending you--whoo-hoo!) But Clark is being a slippery devil as usual--I think he overheard me mention that Mommy's favorite is Lex...not true!! Not true! I love *all* my children the same.

Do you think any parent really manages to do that? Every kid is so different...I think you can love each one madly for who they are--which means you have to be aware that they are their own person and not just little extensions of you, and the differences are fascinating, no?
oopsies, babbling...(avoiding)

Okay- thanks, bringing this blathery 'i want to work on L&C but I need ya’ll to jumpstart my brain' ramble to an end.

Oh wait! I forgot to tell you where my trouble lies-- so Lex is giving Cark a hand job in an alley and Cark says...hmmm...just what does he say?

L&C part 21

The Previous Parts are demanding their own trailer and driver and swearing up and down they have their own fan-club-silly Previouslys!

Here is the next part and we’re coming into the home stretch—whoo-hoo! Soon our little European tour will be over, and wasn’t it fun?
Yes, it was. *eyeballs you.*
Anyhoo, let us not linger over pleasantries, let’s get this show on the road (let’s not talk about how it traumatized me and made me…no really, let’s not talk about it…*SOB*--go on, talk amongst yourselves…)

( L&C )

non-sekrit messaj

justabi *siiiigh...Lucas...Lex...Martha...siiiiiiiiiiiiigh...wibble*

hrd02ca *big ole shimmery brown anime eyes* "ah?"

Vacation day fun!!

I'm out again for the day with my darling girlfriend--whoo-hoo! Going to the Rodin museum. I wonder how that giant rubber flying chicken was able to sculpt such lovely...Ah-haaaaaa!!

I kid-- I'm kidding, I know Rodin wasn't a giant rubber flying chicken...now.
Anyhoo- what should I be reading of yours that I'm not now? What have I missed? I only have a few days left of my vacation, and now's my time to catch up! *does the dance of vacation* Shower me with stories! YaY!