I Blame nerowill

There is no excuse for this other than I'm a perv and other people enable that perviness. *eyeballs you know who, because you know who gave me an outline and lots of ideas and...well, as you can see, I'm just an innocent bystander*

Let me just dish this up for you, and just for fun, it's Clark/Other, first time, humor, (i hope!) and rated...mmm...4. Yes, I think 4 covers it. Please to be enjoying a tasty slice of cheese!

( It's All About The Daisy Dukes )

BIRTHDAY!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY nataliadarimini you are the wonderful--have an excellent day and I hope you get everything you want! *hugHughug*

Psssst! lexslave

*gropegrope* Now run over to rose_etta and imagine that grope was MR!

*hugkiss* That's from me! Happy Birthday!

*smiiiiiiiiiiiiiile*

Yesterday was Mr. Roxy's birthday--YaY Mr.Roxy. Still as cute as when I first set eyes on him, a tender little youth of 19. And here he is, 48. It hardly seems possible that so much time has passed. He was so completely innocent when I met him--poor thing. My friends and I must have seemed like people from another planet, but he was always so nice to them--it's one of the things that drew me to him, his willingness to accept other folks, no matter how strange or different or completely screamingly queer, he was unfailingly polite and kind. Kind of Old School southern upbringing without the bigotry.

So, he got many gifts and I made him dinner. I know it! Really, I swear, and not a box in sight--from...*SCRATCH!* (horses nigh in background, thunder)
After, we went out for dessert. My reasoning being, if there 's no birthday cake around I won't be able to eat the whole fucking thing myself. And then...well, let's just put this part under the cut, shall we? Wouldn't want to scar the children...( read more--but I warned you! )

So tonight's the anniversary, 26 years, go us--but it's a work night so nothing going on special...ah well, can't complain, at least I'm still semi-gainfully employed. *grin* Talk to you later, at least those of you who haven't run off. *roxy be all grinnin'*
Kisses?

DPJupiter part 4

I think this is part 4. I'll have to check, but in the meantime, here's the next bit--more unrelentig 4fked upness (isn't that cute! 4rk! hee!--what?I'm old and easily amused.)



( next time I'll come up with something funny )