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I'm back. Not that any one noticed I was gone. *sniff* I was exiled from the interweb--but I fought my way back. Well, the fuckin' cable company finally showed up....

pleh....

*shuffles on to stage,taps mike* is this thing on? *koff*
Friends, not long ago, I came before you and shared the information that Paul Wall is the ugliest little thing on this planet. Now it is with a heavy heart I tell you, i have this monster crush on him, and i so would write paul and me pron but that would be wronger than a wrong thing is wrong, wronger than rps starring the Olsen twins
Please, go on with your lives. I'll just stand here in the rain, waiting for the bus carrying my sanity.