Dis Pater Jupiter

The Previous Parts are here, l making out a X-mas list that will make Santa beg his elves to spork his eyes out

I love you, my people, I do. I hope you like this bit. Ignore the red stains, it’s only my hearts blood. Tchah-kidding…more or less


( Look! Look!! It’s that story about incest which I know you’re not going to read because that would be wrong…. )

eta:sorry, am a boob!