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Once tagged by this entry, the assignment is to write a blog entry of some kind with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends and tag them; no tag backs. This explanation should be included.

I've been tagged by couple of you guys, so I thought I'd do this, but since I'm the last one on the world to do it, I won't tag anyone back. So, here are my six random facts, but since I'm such a blabbermouth I can't imagine what to write. I will do my best to come up with something--and if you'd like to ask me anything about myself, feel free, especially you new folks.

1. I'm so stupid at math that everyone who's ever known me is horrified.

2.I've been fat all my life, except for about five minutes in college and I wasted it by *not* sleeping with everyone I knew.

3. Thus, proof positive that God has a plan for us all, because if I had been the traditional kind of *hot*, I'd probably be a wrinkled up old lonely hoor with fucking great memories--but not a Mr. Roxy and a Baby Girl.


4. My parents used to duke it out like Mike Tyson and his hyperactive evil twin. It put a damper on any desire I had to get married and God forbid have kids. That changed when I met Mr. Roxy and discovered that not all men were secretly fucking assholes.

5. I love science fiction, science fiction kept me sane.

6. I'm basically a real positive person, pretending to be a bitter old bitch. *grin* but you knew that, didn't you? It's just fun to pretend!