You know...

...this is totally out of the blue,and a little nuts I know, but if anyone were to write me Puppy!Angel, I'd be their love slavebest friend forever and ever--what? Why yes, I am trying to write. Why, yes--it is going badly. Thus the spam, and the random whining.
But back to the puppy Angel. Goodness, those were fun! I wish I could remember where I read those because I would read them again, I would.

*eyeballs you* I know. I'm not really making any sense. I'm just pooting about. Type a little, angst a little. Pray for inspiration. Wonder how much I should compress the time in this thingy...YerMother is sweating this one like a razorblade milkshake, children.
Also, omg--I am such the dyslexic typist! I wish I had a dollar for every damn time I type 'teh'. I'd be so rich, I'd be able to be completely obnoxious and bitchy and people would say I was charmingly eccentric and beg to kiss my hindparts. *stops, contemplates, smiles*

How about I stop shilly-shallying about and get back to work, hmm?

Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

...like, what the hell happened to Arsinio? Just wondering...

Does Superman change depending on what you're reading? Like if you're reading DC fic, or Superman Returns, or SV fic? If I'm reading comic based fic, he tends to look like some combination of Neal Adams/Tom Welling's character. (I'm old, shut up!) I only see Thomas if it's SV.

How come an hour at work is twenty years in hell, and an hour with your friends flashes by?

How come an orgasm seems to last way, way longer than it actually does? Is it God's way of apologizing for the other stuff?

How come when I get blocked on a story, I wander on-line and babble like this? Should I just shut the hell up and silently suffer.....AAAAAAH-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!!

Whew! *wipes eyes* Me, silently suffer...whooooo. Good one.

Oh yeah,an how come when you want your characters to have sex, they're all "Oh, no, gosh-golly I'm just not up for it, hee-hee, get it? Up for it?" and when you *don't* want them to have ,sex, they're all,"One time, that's it, just let me put the tip in I swear I'll pull out, can I just look at it?"

Oh. *koff* Okaaaay, shutting up now.

Dr. Who

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