*snort*

I keep reading 'Kink Bingo' as 'King Binko' and wondering who that is.

it's like this--

I need one whole day alone, and a cheerleader to get me going on my SVBB. I would like a tall, well-muscled type, with a big smile and a deep voice. A nice dark chocolate skin tone would be great, but I'm not that picky, really...if the cheerleader could be carrying one of those Dunkin Donuts take out boxes of coffee, that'd be great--and what the hell, long as I'm fantasizing, throw in a dozen donuts. I wouldn't mind one little bit if this coffee carrying, donut having, sultry voiced cheer-person looked a bit like Djimon Hounsou--that's my current flavor of the week. I'm shallow--it changes up quickly. After all, my heart and various other body parts belong strictly to Mr. R. My fantasies however are a revolving door, a rodeo of wrongness.

*closes eyes and wishes really hard for inspiration and donuts :)