the world is a gecko

so, this roxytimes hiatus thing? Apparently my laptop threw a shoe and is now acting up something awful, so me being here becomes a kind of Scarlet Pimpernel sort of thing, oy. My life--it's like, really good but with occasional stupid shit happening that is scary. I swear, this weekend, I did my best to kill myself but I didn't mean to at all. I hurt from head to toe...*unhappy face* Stairs are not my friend, whether a couple of steps or a whole flight. Also not doorknobs, washing machine doors, tubs, chairs and shoes.

I'm off to have a root-beer float made with lactose free-ice cream, yay! And then, I'm going to ruin that by diving face-first into a bowl of home-made mac and cheese, made the *real* way--none of this runny cheese sauce shit for me, thank you very much. (pulled muscles make me cranky)

I miss you guys!