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The new dog's coming tomorrow. That's good, because I think there might be some carpet that the Elderly Puppy,(bless his fuzzy soul) might have missed.
The new dog is not mine of course, he is BG's. Apparently his name is Rocky. He's another pap, because we like little dogs who don't have ear-shattering barks and are hardy enough to punt around a room, who do not take up massive amounts of space and eat a shit ton of food a day. (Practicality as well as affection, that's my byword.) Am I excited? Not so much, but I am an elderly crabby puppy myself, only thank goodness not incontinent. I'm all pouty face right now, knowing full well next week I'll probably be making an idiot of myself here about the dog. So if I'm gone for extended periods of time, you know what's up.
I think ya'll should shower me with porn to make me feel better.
The new dog is not mine of course, he is BG's. Apparently his name is Rocky. He's another pap, because we like little dogs who don't have ear-shattering barks and are hardy enough to punt around a room, who do not take up massive amounts of space and eat a shit ton of food a day. (Practicality as well as affection, that's my byword.) Am I excited? Not so much, but I am an elderly crabby puppy myself, only thank goodness not incontinent. I'm all pouty face right now, knowing full well next week I'll probably be making an idiot of myself here about the dog. So if I'm gone for extended periods of time, you know what's up.
I think ya'll should shower me with porn to make me feel better.