hmmm....

Whenever I read a character using a "generous amount" of lube--of anything really, I immediately flash to Second City-era Eugene Levy doing a commercial. Man, it kicks me out of the fic every time. It's kind of a "HAH! ew." thing, not to disrespect Mr. Levy as he is a fine actor and seems a nice man. Just. Um, not in my buttsex stories, thank you.