8/1/13

hey everybody!

8/1/13 12:42 am
roxy: (t-rex unstoppable)
Guess what this is? It's my birthday month! Yes, August, the month in which we celebrate the appearance of me--mumbly boring oldname I changed to roxy as soon as I was able. It is a long name isn't it? Just call me roxy for short. :D

So, as usual, we celebrate my natal event with large gifts of cash and nummy green-eyed men. Feel free to send checks if the gold filled chests are too heavy to drag to the post office. As for the nummy young men, those crates with holes drilled in didn't work so well so this year, I have a new plan. (cunning, of course). Put those boys in a BMW and have them drive to my house! I'll really appreciate the BMW as Mommy Van is getting a little long in the tooth. But mizz rose, you say, you already have a green-eyed man and while no longer quite young, there's much to be said for experience. Yes, I reply but if a little is good, then isn't a lot always BETTER? Besides, a little extra help around the house would be nice. Mr. R can't carry the load by himself all the time. Also, could you explain to him why this help is a good thing? You know he'll listen to ya'll. If he refuses to agree, than a pony would be good.


DAY 1!! HaWoooot!
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How long was Sam in the cage?